Your Desire Is Mine, Lord Voldemort: Archive

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Sometimes you have those moments when you realise...

Mar 30th

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Watch

ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:

Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'

Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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mezjennifer: Oh god. Jules, please dont kill Lathe. Oh god. Please. WHY WOULD SHE KILL LATHE HE HASN’T GOT WITH SHACKLEBOLT YET THIS IS NOT IN ANYWAY ACCEPTABLE

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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I've just realised if you read my coursework and...

I think I actually use the phrase “a reward/punishment driven system”….

Mar 25th

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sad because you can’t watch fanfics

Mar 25th

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“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”

– Gary Provost (via qmsd) This might be my favourite quote on writing ever. (via bdoing)

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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jaredhurly: the most dramatic experience of my life was when i was in word and i start typing then i remembered that i forgot a word so i went back and starting typing the word in a middle of a sentence but then everytime i punched in a letter into the middle of that sentence a letter would go missing from the word next to it and i couldnt stop it and i had to rewrite the whole paragraph omfg i...

Mar 24th

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Mar 22nd

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somethingwhovian: the-cyclopes-are-watching: Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is. oh my god

Mar 22nd

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Mar 20th

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sirmarkgatiss: sppencersmith: “Abortion is actually listed as the number one cause of death among Americans.” that isn’t funny i had a friend who was aborted

Mar 18th

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“So, people, let’s try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still...

Mar 17th

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Top 10 Attacks on Women’s Rights This Year →

fearandwar: The Right Wing decided it wanted to play Monday Morning Quarterback with my lady parts this year. It seems like an odd choice for a recreational activity, especially since there’s no legislative or medical reason to suddenly introduce radically restrictive and dangerous legislation on women’s health and bodies. Maybe someone should introduce them to Pinterest instead. Here are our...

Mar 16th

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hartslagen: robdowneyjr: robdowneyjr: can you ask someone out by saying, ‘i ship us’ or is that weird and then propose by saying, ‘let’s become canon’ #then die in each other’s arms saying ‘we are endgame’

Mar 16th

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