Who Am I?
Well, if that is a question you’re really struggling with, I would suggest a counsellor or a book or some impromptu globe trotting and not an hour or two wasted looking at this, but there you go.
(Oh, I’m so funny.)
(Seriously please ignore me.)
I am a racist. I hate gingers. I - and I am not going to do that thing I swear I won’t.
Quite simply, my name is Lili and I have a really, really bad sense of humour. Basically all you need to know is in the section up top near the bit that says “Your desire is mine, Lord Voldemort.” See it? Scared yet? You really should be.
I identify as a Slytherin. I am/will be NightNettle12 on Pottermore. I am probably the biggest LV/HG shipper you will ever meet - I am also probably the only LV/HG shipper you will ever meet, unless you, like I, hang out on the fanfiction page and obsessively read fanfiction. Yes, I am that cool.
So please, switch sides, little one. Join me. Or…. something that isn’t a quote from the Apprentice. No, not the TV show. What did I say about fanfiction? Why aren’t you paying attention?! Go. Google it. Off. Leave. Out. Other words.
